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[09 Jan 2007|01:28pm]
i'm back from my world tour.
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[26 Nov 2003|06:39pm]
i have been busy.
gutting children.
it's my new thing. teenagers are getting old. i hack the teens.
i hack the babies. i have a collection of baby heads on my shelf. my mothers head is pleased.

...i wish i could masterbate, but my face isn't the only thing that's deformed.
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[09 Sep 2003|02:29am]
[ mood | predatory ]
[ music | freddys soul screaming ]

this is great. it's the end of summer and everyone is getting their last camping time in.

my body count for the last week is...
*looks at pile in other room*
...21.

i found a site called hot or not.
should i join? what would you rate me?

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[25 Aug 2003|04:56pm]
what the hell is this?
[info]elmstreet
where is the community dedicated to me?

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[24 Jul 2003|05:28pm]
[ mood | bloodthirsty ]
[ music | the sound of a twitching teen in my altar room ]

my big fight with freddy krueger is coming up soon.....
for some reason everyone wants to see us battle it out.
i will comply...
and you will see this:


onto to today's killing(s).
some couple were wandering around dangerously close to camp crystal lake. they decided it was a good idea to fuck on my turf. my trusty machete in hand, i swiftly removed the female's head, who was straddling the male. the male quickly removed the female from himself and scrambled to his feet and made a dash...
no
one
escapes
JASON!
everyone knows this. he stumbled upon a quarantined camp site and tried to hide. i appeared behind him and took a crowbar to the back of his skull and yanked a chunk of his skull out and feasted on his brains. skulls make good bowls.
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[15 Jul 2003|12:07am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

i thought i'd display me on my trip to new york....
i walked half way there, underwater.


here i am...

there were these teens who pissed me off.... i walked by these punk rockers who pulled a knife on me. i figured why bother kill them, i just lifted my mask and they shit their pants. i had a boxing match with some little fuck on a roof top.... i let him punch me until he was tired, then i quite literally knocked his head off.... and right into a dumpster, LOL!
eventually, i toured the sewers, looking for this couple.... but i was foiled. enough of this.....
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[15 Jul 2003|12:01am]
i just thought i'd show you all this girl i tried to kill before the FBI blew me up.
i'm still looking for her.....
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[14 Jul 2003|08:29pm]
[ mood | killer ]

while i was slaughtering some teenagers in the woods, i came across a camp with a computer lab.
one computer had this 'livejournal' site left open so i got an account, to document my killings.....

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